Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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