My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
