i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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