How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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