I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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