if you like me you must not know who I am
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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