How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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