you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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