why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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