I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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