I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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