Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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