i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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