My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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