All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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