She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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