like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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