My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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