you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Randomize
