Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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