I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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