I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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