I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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