Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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