Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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