Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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