your parents love me but you hate me
In America we eat man semen.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
I tried to get the guy I like to āspit shakeā on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I thought he was hot. You know, in a āIāve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood godā sort of way.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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