You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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