My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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