Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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