i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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