I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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