I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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