ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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