I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Terrible idea I love it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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