We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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