i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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