thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
