I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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