This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Even my vagina gasped.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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