so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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