Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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