Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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