I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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