My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
