Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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