im drinking this country out of the recession.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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