no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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