I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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