Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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