I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize