Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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