Where did you get a picture of my penis
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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