Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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