He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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