If that was your dad, he is hot
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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